Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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