Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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