You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
i now understand why vodka
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
All the doctor said was why
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