Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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