drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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