I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
