Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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