either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I love you.
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