You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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