you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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