super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
4 words: hood of his car
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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