this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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