Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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