This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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