Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We had to coat check the pizza.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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