talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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