Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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