Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think i have herpe
just one?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
