there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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