I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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