somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Sext me about skeletons
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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