ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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