would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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