Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm both gender and math confused
My life is pants optional.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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