how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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