3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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