I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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