told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize