i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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