Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
