Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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