thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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