you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I look better un-naked...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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