I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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