At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
