just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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