So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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