I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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