Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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