i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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