omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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