I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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