I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
40s are totally the cure
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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