Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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