just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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