If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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