So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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