Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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