Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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