You smell like stripper and shame
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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