very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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