their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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