awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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