That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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